Man Allegedly Shoots Himself in His… Thing… Overnight in Dorchester

A man is recovering in a local area hospital this morning after he was shot in his penis shortly before 02:00 hours early this morning. At approximately 01:55 hours Boston Police Officers and Detectives from District B-3 responded to the area of 10 Rockwell Street for the reported person shot.

The man was found outside of the apartment building on the sidewalk suffering from an apparent gun shot wound to this genitals. Detectives were able to follow a blood trail from the street into the apartment building where the accident is believed to have occurred. At this time it is believed that the injuries are consistent with an accidental self discharge of the weapon.

The man was transported by Boston EMS EMTs to a local area hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries. He is expected to survive however it is unknown at this time how hard this will impact this future romantic endeavors…