Drunk EDP Claims to be Stabbed to Impress Girls at Northeatern Dorm

Early Sunday Morning at approximately 04:15 hours, Boston Police Officers from B-2, Northeatern Police, and Boston EMS responded to 1155 Tremont Street, Northeastern’s International Village Dorm, for the reports of a person stabbed.

When EMTs and Officers arrived on scene they instead found a highly intoxicated full grown man creeping in front of the dorms. It quickly became apparent that the man had not been stabbed but instead was attempting to impress the college girls walking by with his claims. It didn’t work much.

He did have some minor injuries, that were more consistent with him falling flat on his face. He was eventually transported by EMS to a local area hospital. No further information is available at this time.